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''Hot Fudgy Mittens coming up! And the gent can has a cheesemittenz.'' was recorded by [[DQN-kun]] and [[( ﾟ ヮﾟ)]] in a promotional campaign for [[The Rei's Diner]] on [[September]] 5267, [[1993]]. Rei herself described it as "like Yoko Ono's work".{{cite}}

== Lyrics ==

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Verse 1
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Marty! I need another order of that Chicken Tartar!

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) and so do Sam & Ella!
（　・∀・）I'll have the fingerless bike gloves.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ)b These boxed mittens I found in your dumpster are great.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) How about hot fudge instead?

Chorus
We're closed for the holidays. Go away.
( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hey, nice place you got here. I'll have a coffee.
I've been out of raw chicken since I opened this diner.
●‐● I celebrate Saturnalia.

Verse 2

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　Right here nya.
〜(,_ｕ__ﾉつ

I'm low on the tartar sauce so I hope you don't mind my Creme de Mittons instead.

●‐● I... see.

( ﾟ ヮﾟ) Hi. I like releasing the emergency kittens.

Bridge

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　Did someone call for an emergency kitten? nya.
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

　　へ-ﾍ
　 ﾐ*´ｰ｀ﾐ　　No I kind of need them. nya
〜(,_ｕｕﾉ

　（　・∀・）　 < My name is Squeeks, and somehow you still drive business away.

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／　　　　　ヽ
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i 　乂-‐　−! i　At any rate, you are one useless security kitten.
＼ヽ .ゞ　- ﾉノ 　
　　｀｀フ　i´
　 　 / ＼ﾉゝ
　　/__i |丱!|
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